To do list:
1. Stop selecting “Swaziland” instead of “Switzerland” when using drop down country menus.
2. Learn French phrases for “Don’t touch me!” and “Can I pet your dog?” (and not mix them up in the heat of the moment)
3. Quit watching “Shake Ton Booty” on French MTV
4. Shut blinds, THEN undress
5. Undress, THEN get in shower (I’m not a morning person)
6. Stop buying and/or stop eating delicious tasting lip gloss
7. Rename office cat from “Sugar Baby Kissy Boots Officer Cuddle Napkin the Fourth” to something shorter and more comfortable for everyone in the office to say.
8. Update my blog consistently.
