C= Older female employee who works in the same building as me.
C: Natalie, I have to tell you something. I saw you on Saturday night dancing.
Me: Huh?
C: Well I thought it was you. I was out with some friends at a club and I saw this girl dancing really suggestively and she looked just like you. Same height, same build. I was actually really disturbed! But then I bumped into her and she started speaking French and well, we all know you don’t speak French…!
Me: That’s weird, so what club was it?
C: Uh…. Well. The Moulin Rouge.
Me: The trashy strip club?
C: Yes, I was there celebrating a birthday with some friends, they wanted to go there.
Me: So, the ONLY reason that you knew it wasn’t me was because she spoke French… It had nothing to do with the fact that I’m not exactly the kind of person who would dance at a strip club….???
C: Well…. She looks a lot like you. What you do on the weekend is none of my busi-
Me: I don’t dance at strip clubs!
C: Well your identical twin does!
Me: I’m going back to my office now……
***Backs away slowly
