Friday, January 12, 2007

Happy Birthday EMILY

There are somethings in this world that I tolerate.
Such as: music by John Mayer, Green Tea, and the occasional Leafs game.

There are somethings in this world that I like.
Such as: brightly coloured post-it notes, the trashy Brit-soap ‘East Enders’, and doing handstand push-ups.

And there are somethings in this world that I love.
Such as: My family, Emily Ahlgren, and Swiss Chalet dipping sauce.

But since Emily is a part of my family and today it is January 12th, the day of birth of the original Pineapple Vixen, let’s compare which out ranks the other in the list of THINGS NATALIE LOVES in a game I’d like to call:

Swiss Chalet sauce is consistently delicious no matter where you go
- 1 point
Emily Ahlgren is also consistently delicious no matter where you go
- 1 point

Emily Ahlgren is beautiful on this inside and out
- 1 point
Swiss Chalet sauce is like rust coloured jelly
- 0 points

Swiss Chalet sauce is not in Switzerland
- 0 points
Emily Ahlgren is also not in Switzerland
- 0 points

Emily Ahlgren is brilliant and hilariously funny
- 1 point
Swiss Chalet sauce does not speak
- 0 points

Swiss Chalet sauce gets cold too fast
- 0 points
Emily Ahlgren is always hot
- 1 points

Swiss Chalet sauce comes in a small container and runs out quickly
- 0 points
Emily Ahlgren is packaged nicely and is always there for me
- 1 point

Swiss Chalet sauce is only 35 calories
- 0 points
Emily Ahlgren is no calories
- 1 point


*****6 to 1. Looks like it has been scientifically proven that I love Emily Ahlgren EVEN more than I love Swiss Chalet sauce and that is a lot of love.

Happy 24th you hot thing.